In interviews for print, do you think reporters get off on anything more than writing “(laughs)” after they make a famous person laugh?

This skeleton is straight up chilling. No BONES about it. 😏💀😎

This skeleton is straight up chilling. No BONES about it. 😏💀😎

Played 6 times

"Rattle + Rollin’" by Tweens

"Lovesong" by The Cure

This song has been playing on repeat on my turntable, on my car stereo, and in my head nonstop. 

Also, remember when music videos could just be a few bros straight chillin’ in a fake cave? So kewl.

Zo-Jeezy regrammed my picture! So cool.

Zo-Jeezy regrammed my picture! So cool.

Zola Jesus killed it tonight. (at Thalia Hall)

Zola Jesus killed it tonight. (at Thalia Hall)

There are few things I enjoy more in life than calling an inanimate object a motherfucker: a coffee that’s too hot (“Ow, you fucking motherfucker.”), a lost remote control (“Where the fuck are you, you sneaky motherfucker?”), a self-flushing toilet (“Ahh bathroom ghost! Oh, it’s just you, self-flushing toilet. You creepy motherfucker.”), etc.

night tips

When you get up in the middle of the night to pee, check your closet for slashers that may have snuck in there while you were tinkling. Be safe and goodnight!

Free last minute Hawks tickets? Yes, please! (at United Center)

Free last minute Hawks tickets? Yes, please! (at United Center)

beatonna:

New comics!   Head down to the site for more!  Watch out for this one, she is a DANGEROUS DAME
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beatonna:

New comics!   Head down to the site for more!  Watch out for this one, she is a DANGEROUS DAME

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