practitioner of defenestration.
In interviews for print, do you think reporters get off on anything more than writing “(laughs)” after they make a famous person laugh?
"Rattle + Rollin’" by Tweens
There are few things I enjoy more in life than calling an inanimate object a motherfucker: a coffee that’s too hot (“Ow, you fucking motherfucker.”), a lost remote control (“Where the fuck are you, you sneaky motherfucker?”), a self-flushing toilet (“Ahh bathroom ghost! Oh, it’s just you, self-flushing toilet. You creepy motherfucker.”), etc.
When you get up in the middle of the night to pee, check your closet for slashers that may have snuck in there while you were tinkling. Be safe and goodnight!