Every day - at the same time - she waits for him. He comes… and they go for a walk.
Cowboy Oscar Wilde.
Let me be your FRANtasy.
some pervert named Fran
Andrew Shaw Was Mic'd Up For His Game 1 Winner, And It's Fantastic
I love shinpads!
(via deadspin)
No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden (by NoMasTV)
Baseball would be so much more interesting if every player played super high.
HAWKWIND Announce North US Tour Dates
Hawkwind at the empty bottle?!?!?!?!?!?!
NEW SPEAKEASY WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS: BOB ODENKIRK
Well, well, well! It’s my old boss from Mr. Show and sleazy lawyer Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad, all jumbled together as this one guy Bob Odenkirk. This was especially fun for me! I hope it is for you, also.
Also, check out Bob’s interpretation of David Cross’s role in the Chipmunks movies.
“Crisis” by Nuclear Spring
I made this supercut of David Letterman asking drummers if their drums are rented. That guy is the greatest.
Does anybody spell “convenience” right on the first try? I say we get rid of the word altogether! It’s an inconveenence!
SanchezVentura and I (along with a few other hilarious folks who I’m awfully fond of) just got accepted to the level 5 Writing class at Second City! We’re gonna be putting on a show! Well, mostly writing a show. We won’t be in it.
Point is, eventually we’re probably going to guilt you all into coming to see the thing we write. So start getting your excuses ready!
Probable reviews of our show:
“Chock-full of fart jokez!”
“[whatever our show is called] answers the age old question: are butts really that funny? The answer is: of course they are, dummy!”
“Subtext, get the hell outta here! They have no time for you! Bring on the full-frontal nudity!”
“I was blackmailed into coming. It coulda been worse. A lot worse.”
“Why was there a scene of just two of the writers sitting on stage eating a football helmet full of nachos? It doesn’t matter, I loved it!”
